friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
skinny women: Constantly benefit from the privileges that come with being skinny, aka getting jobs more easily (as being skinny is seen as being in control of yourself), being put on a pedestal for being the ultimate goal of perfection, and, you know, not being fucking dehumanized by an entire society, all the while never stepping up for their fat sisters when they lose jobs and are constantly reminded that they’re almost literal garbage in the eyes of p much everyone.
fat women: “Damn these skinny bitches.”
skinny women: “OUR FEELINGS HAVE BEEN HURT it is as hard to be skinny as it is to be fat!!! And why won’t fat women stick with us we’re all sisters omg”
do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days
5 Seconds of Summer announce new book ‘Lets Make a Band’
ARE YOU SURE YOU LOST YOUR SKI GLOVES
THE SKI GLOVES THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY PLACING IN YOUR EYES AND WAVING AROUND EVERYWHERE
calum: *gets blonde streak*
[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]
zayn: how my dick taste
I am honestly going to post this everyday.
Spread awareness people.
This makes me feel a million times better.
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read